Ever heard of the phrase “you should never trust a writer”? Well it’s true. 100% true.
Writers? They can’t be trusted…
If you tell a writer something, they’ll automatically write a novel about it, with YOU as the main character. So, you know, you might actually end up becoming famous & making some big bucks.
They’ll sell your story to a newspaper just so that they can write about it and make some extra money that month. Again, they’ll make you famous. Your social media will go through the roof & everyone will want a selfie with you.
The minute you tell them something, they’re already figuring out how to exaggerate it & pull out the best and worst parts to make a story about it. Are you sensing a theme here?
Telling a writer your deepest darkest secrets means that they’ll do all the hard work & make you famous while you sit back & relax.
The moral of the story is this: always trust a writer. They work hard writing and publishing while you just have to give them a life update now and then!
Of course, I’m only kidding! This post is all fun and games and would you believe I actually started writing it in 2016?! I guess I just never got round to posting it…
Thanks for reading! What do you think? Should you trust a writer?
Until next time,
1 Week Mary x