REALLY BAD JOKES

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Why tell jokes when you can tell bad jokes? Enjoy!

 

Why was Ruth told to get back up there?

She kept saying “My name is Roof”

 

What did the shoe say to the sandal?

Go and cover up

 

Why are candles always crying?

Because their hair is on fire

 

Why did Moira join NASA?

Her friendΒ recommended a burger that wasΒ out of this world

 

When do laptops get annoyed?

When you push their buttons

 

Why did the teacup get scared?

It was put on a roller coaster

 

Why did Melissa boycott Subway?

She never got to go anywhere

 

What does a snowman do in Summer?

Nothing. Just like it does nothing in Winter

 

What do you call a sock with no foot inside?

Clean

 

What did Aunty Doreen tell Shelly’s mum?

She can never Sea Shell-y

 

What did Apple and Blackberry say to Android?

Are you part of their 5 a day?

 

Why was the piece of paper upset?

It got hole punched

 

What did Instagram do when it metΒ MSN?

Held a mirror up in front of it and said Throwback Thursday…

 

Bad? Or awful?

I hope you enjoyed reading!

1 Week Mary x

 

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24 thoughts on “REALLY BAD JOKES

  1. Yes! I love a bad joke, will be saving these for going back to teaching next week. I love telling my kids awful jokes!

  2. They may be classed as bad jokes, but that means they are the best jokes! Love this post!

    Abbie-
    chasingmydesire.com

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