Why tell jokes when you can tell bad jokes? Enjoy!
Why was Ruth told to get back up there?
She kept saying “My name is Roof”
What did the shoe say to the sandal?
Go and cover up
Why are candles always crying?
Because their hair is on fire
Why did Moira join NASA?
Her friend recommended a burger that was out of this world
When do laptops get annoyed?
When you push their buttons
Why did the teacup get scared?
It was put on a roller coaster
Why did Melissa boycott Subway?
She never got to go anywhere
What does a snowman do in Summer?
Nothing. Just like it does nothing in Winter
What do you call a sock with no foot inside?
What did Aunty Doreen tell Shelly’s mum?
She can never Sea Shell-y
What did Apple and Blackberry say to Android?
Are you part of their 5 a day?
Why was the piece of paper upset?
It got hole punched
What did Instagram do when it met MSN?
Held a mirror up in front of it and said Throwback Thursday…
Bad? Or awful?
I hope you enjoyed reading!
1 Week Mary x